Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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