My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
