we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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