i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize