these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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