Don't you send me to vm
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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