This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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