I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
...so i touched it.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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