I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
