So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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