Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're like the curious george of whores
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
