is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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