I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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