I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
