coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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