My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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