I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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