it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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