He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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