No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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