It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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