Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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