I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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