She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
50% drunk capacity currently
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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