Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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