You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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