wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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