try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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