it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
