I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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