Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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