i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My vagina is very pro this idea
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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