She said her name was "party"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
