How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
His nipple licking is glorious
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