the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
