Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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