I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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