Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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