Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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