I am puke
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
