We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wish my penis had a tongue
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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