jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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