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go home
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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