p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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