My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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