it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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