Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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