You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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