Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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