he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
