Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Randomize
