piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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