If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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