Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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