Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You're like the curious george of whores
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
